Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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