Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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