weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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