my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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