If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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