We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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