So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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