there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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