Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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