there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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