he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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