He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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