I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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