He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't turn off my feet"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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