She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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