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you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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