Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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