walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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