So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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