My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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