i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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