I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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