that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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