This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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