So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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