i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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