Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I understand Curling. That high.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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