Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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