i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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