If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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