Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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