go do what you do best...puke behind churches
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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