Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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