Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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