Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize