last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Come see our sink grown plant.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize