Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Be still, my beating vagina.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
