Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
dude. I can hear the air.
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