I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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