i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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