She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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