No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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