best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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