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(571): View more from Virginia

We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."

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(805): View more from California

Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child

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(801): View more from Utah

I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic

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(518): View more from New York

Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.

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