doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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