your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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