Pappa wants mamma naked
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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