He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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