will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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