Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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