I can tuck mytits in my pants
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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