I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My vagina is very pro this idea
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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