Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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