You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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