Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This is my gift to your gina
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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