So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
