Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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