But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
The ass gains better be worth it
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