Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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